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Not on the right one: how I taught a lesson to Alphonse, who was going to have dinner at my expense

My friend recently turned 43 years old. At the same time, she is quite an active, effective and cheerful person. She achieved everything she dreamed about. She has a good job with stable earnings, a daughter-student, but only, alas, in her personal life, not everything is so rosy. She has long been divorced from her husband. Serious relationship was no more and no. She once spoke about one of the attempts to arrange her personal life in our company. Details are as follows.

A holiday romance

I understand that at my age it is not easy to find a man, but I do not lose heart and do not clutch at anyone. Who just didn’t come in my way. Even the swindlers who hoped to breed a lonely forty-year-old woman. Fortunately, I have a head on my shoulders, and I'm not used to being deceived.

I am a very simple and sociable person who doesn’t get into a pocket for a word. Literally from school, I have developed the ability to put in place and respond to the barbs of men. Just recently, in the south by the sea, an interesting story happened to me. It was then that I met a certain Roman, which will be discussed further.

The novel was very courteous and made a good impression.

He came up to me when I slowly walked along the promenade. The novel was a handsome young man. We talked, and it seemed to me that he was a fairly developed and pleasant man.

Roman was vividly interested in me about my work, which at first did not seem to me something suspicious. He listened to my various stories, not hiding his interest in me. In general, he did his best to seem to me an attentive person.

Very soon, he resolutely called me to a restaurant, and before going to bed he even sent a couple of SMS with declarations of love.

The next day we had dinner in a good restaurant. The novel behaved like a courteous gentleman. We had fun talking, and the man talked about his business, which, according to him, is moving very successfully. He also did not forget to boast of an expensive villa and car.

The novel was not at all what he claimed to be

It seemed a little strange to me that he was demonstrating his wealth in such a way, but decided not to pay attention to it. After all, Roman himself invited me here for dinner, and I did not expect that I would have to pay for the dishes. So, most likely, all gigolos act. At the first date, they check whether it is possible to breed this woman for money.

At that moment, when it was already necessary to pay for the order, Roman caught himself and said that he had allegedly forgot his wallet at home. And I realized that I accidentally ran into a real gigolo.

In principle, this is no wonder. I am a non-poor woman, I dress well, wear jewelry and look after myself. Apparently, that's why Roman chose me as a future sponsor. He probably hoped that I would not make a scandal in the restaurant and just silently pay the bill. But it was not there.

I was not a timid dozen

I resolutely grabbed my companion’s smartphone, which was lying on the table, and handed it to the waiter saying that my man has nothing to pay for food, and therefore he leaves the phone here for a while until we get home for money.

Roman immediately felt embarrassed, he mumbled something and immediately pulled out a credit card from his pocket.

I immediately said goodbye to him, and on this note we parted forever.

I still remember with laughter that story. It is not for nothing that they say that even an old woman happens to be a batter. The novel was not as smart as he thought.


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Yuri Kozhin
At first she rolled her lip to his "business and wealth", and only for this reason did not interrupt his acquaintance)) Then she was indignant that if she had eaten food in a restaurant, then it turned out to be paid ?? And what will disturb her next time - why is that ring or necklace so beautiful, and you didn’t buy it for me ?? And what kind of disturbers will she roll on - I want Porsche, an apartment with a view of the Kremlin, a mansion on Rublevka, etc. ?? In short, appetite comes with eating.
I send such young ladies immediately, far and for a long time, without any regret. And it makes no difference that she has a sexy figure, higher education, etc. Finding another, more modest, is not a problem.
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Valentina Chernyshova Yuri Kozhin
Yuri is not her, but he decided to find a fool and a trap - but nothing came of it. She provides herself with food and a good salary and an apartment he is a freeloader, a lover to find someone to sit on the neck.
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☆ Vita ☆ ☆ Mazur Yuri Kozhin
THE RESPONSE OF THE ABSTRACT SEES FROM FROM, this is me about Yura,
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Evgeny Lipaev Yuri Kozhin
Are you redneck?
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Lilia Larina
Guys go, huh? Well, just ..... Without words (only obscene, as they say). If there was a young girl, without a penny in her pocket, they would also tear a throat, which she stupidly wants to devour at the expense of a man. Here, an accomplished woman without financial problems, and foolish men yell that she wants to be "rich and successful." What kind of moronity and male stupidity? The woman was probably not against paying for herself, but here he decided to force her to pay for two! This is what the men missed)))
Next - a man courted a woman, called on a date in a restaurant. Attention - he called, she didn’t run after him! Why would she run to pay for herself, but at the same time for him ??
Then they mixed everything together - women love to devour at someone else's expense! We are always hungry!
There is one unspoken rule (or rather, two))))
We met briefly, on the Internet, a woman can pay for herself (but not for him !!!), and it is advisable to order something purely symbolic (a cup of coffee). Well, if, as a courtship, a man cannot pay her (200 rubles, it’s not necessary to go to the most expensive restaurant), then outright doubt is about his sympathy for you.
The second one. You look after a woman, you like her, get her a date, and then you scream that you have to pay everything in half. Lead her at least to McDonald's, the main thing is to pull the girl’s order) Which should not be a million euros)
That's all. And what? Did you like the girl, and the man is not ready to pay for her cake / cup of coffee? How, then, will he buy a ring, or is it now going off? Abnormal in men has become a philosophy.
By the way, in a relationship, if you don’t have money, the girl will pay for two movies / cafes / groceries, and you’ll consider everything a penny. A shame
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Anna Kornienko
Oh man, I'm wallowing with your comments. Such a strange attitude towards forty-year-old women. You look at yourself, at your huge beer bellies by the age of 40. And then talk about 40-year-old women. What an adult woman has is not for a young woman; this is experience and wisdom. And in our world there are quite a few women who looked good by the age of 40, which can not be said to be young. Having a young body is not an indicator of beauty. And yet, they got crazy here like hens, thinking she should have paid or not. NO !!!, it should not, not she invited him, but he her. And do you not know about the rules of etiquette. To have masculine causalities is not an indicator of masculine strength and masculine dignity; you must always remain a man always and everywhere, regardless of circumstances.
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Irina Ilyichenko Anna Kornienko
nice to read that not everyone has! However, most often this is true. But that is not what defines a man as a Man, though. Need to explain what exactly? A man must be a hope!
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Aleksey Aleksandrovich Anna Kornienko
Anna, are you sure that all 40 men have beer bellies))) You are deeply mistaken and I will tell you a secret that not everyone has)): wink:
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Dmitry Filimonov Anna Kornienko
Anna, normal men, do not even argue whether to pay or not. But in your words, if a man after 40 is not a pumped up athlete, then this is not a man at all, but what about your woman’s - “you only need one thing, but no one is interested in what’s inside me”, and also, to have boobs is not an indicator of a REAL woman, you (WOMEN), too (under any circumstances) need to remain a woman, the one who WANTS to protect, hug, feed, etc., and not a man in a skirt.
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Irina Matvienko
Something is not great for Alphonse’s prey, it’s just the expense of the restaurant, just a losy alfolsionok or a beginner and the “beginning of courtship” would not have impressed even the most romantic woman who can be bred for a much more tidy sum with a beautiful “beginning of relationship”. So, peasants, train more thoroughly
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Vasilij Pereira
Unfortunately, due to other "software", the female brain often crashes in such situations. Simply, emotions with reflexes turn on and the woman "disappears"! There is nothing offensive about this for women. The female brain is overloaded with additional functions compared to the male brain and this is mainly associated with ensuring a potential pregnancy. The female brain processes the incoming information differently from the male one. By the way, men, mainly those who have to risk their lives, set up their brains for such information processing in order to survive. For example, they achieve “automatism” in their actions (as a woman does), so that a larger brain resource processes the information that comes from outside.
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Arthur Captains Vasilij Pereira
About 80-100 years ago, the female brain accelerated all its functions thousandfold in milliseconds only at the sight of a displeased husband. And if he suddenly got angry, then the computational abilities of the female brain would be enough to instantly compute NASA's Lunar program. But then it simply did not exist, so almost all families were strong, with many children and happy in their own way. It was on these calculations that the female brain spent its functions. And the "software" of the female brain was constantly cleaned of viruses, pirated software and corrected, because it is prone to self-destruction and self-destruction of the medium. Today, the female brain is released without any software, even pirated software. Only with viruses. And its carriers "achieve automatism" in the movement towards idiocy. No one is already surprised, and it’s pointless. Someday, either self-destruct, or viruses lose their validity and a clean brain will find its own firmware.
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Arthur Captains
If she dined on a date at the expense of the gentleman, then this is awesome. Especially if she was eating up delicacies as if into herself. Just a smart girl and well done, this is not a divorce, this is a tribute to agreeing to a meeting without obligations. But if the gentleman did not fit into this template, then definitely the alpha is without options. Alphonse is not embarrassing. She herself woke up her cockroaches in her head and parted.
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Akim Ignatovich
I read the comments. And again and again I come to the conclusion that I made the right choice in my life, remaining single. All discussions do not relate to the essence of the moral issue. Paid, not paid, divorced, not divorced, beer belly, or not beer.Can't you just see the antlers and the sketch, or what's not your format? Why go with someone who is already in doubt ... Does anyone care about the beer belly? And if he gives you an expensive necklace, how much will appear on the press with a diamond?
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grape glory
The author’s fantasy on a triple, it was possible to compose and more entertaining stories, it is boring, girls
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Irina Ilyichenko grape glory
But why? Not at all. It is clear that the text is copywriting, but instructive - God forbid all women who find themselves in a similar situation to quickly find a way out, so that it wouldn’t be so common for such gigolos!
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Lyubov Savkina (Nikushkina) grape glory
You would do well to learn literacy yourself. because more literally written together, and the sentence is of a secondary kind. not female.
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Alina Ulanovskaya grape glory
And you should write more correctly, in one sentence 2 spelling mistakes
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Leonid Khramtsov
All gigolos are dirty fagots! You are a real man, if you invited a woman (regardless of age), then you have to pay! This is the law of nature!
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Arthur Captains Leonid Khramtsov
The law of nature is always a pregnant female, behind her male, which is not replaced during life. The mouth opens only to the enemies of the family and other males who have encroached on it. It’s for hunting the little things for the male and the children. Where is the analogy with the meaning of a simple article. Think what you write. You contradict yourself. And by the way, how did you find out that all the gigolos are dirty fagots? Did they tell you this themselves?
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Pan Ataman Grizian Tauride
And I liked the story. If I were going to gigolos, I would take note of this case. ))) In this situation, it would be more accurate to agree to him, and then come back and pay off. Gave the fuck a guy ...
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